Thursday, January 24, 2008

For my dear friends...

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against The sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that Imust be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about howmuch Worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are wellAgain. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath... I pledge it to the end "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".


Denise said...

and when are hungover & praying to the porcelian god I will hold your head & laugh at your dumbass... :o)

Sue said...

And when you wear socks with your Birks, I will point, laugh, and take a picture for all the world to see!

Now I've fallen over from laughing so hard. So come help my ass up!